PS- you'll have to excuse me, im a little slow... but why, whenever i go to www.un.org, can't i find anything about the JW's? can someone please help me by directing me where to find it on that site? thanks i really appreciate it.
Beth-Elite
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signs that you may be apostate, part 1
by in a new york bethel minute inif you went to an assembly as one of the bad people who carry apostate signs, what would your sign say?.
pretend you had a bag on your head, and nobody would ever recognize you.... i think mine would say, .
"young people ask... very carefully, so as not to arouse suspicion that they might be apostate"
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signs that you may be apostate, part 1
by in a new york bethel minute inif you went to an assembly as one of the bad people who carry apostate signs, what would your sign say?.
pretend you had a bag on your head, and nobody would ever recognize you.... i think mine would say, .
"young people ask... very carefully, so as not to arouse suspicion that they might be apostate"
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GO LEAFS GO!!
what about the coyotes??? but seriously folks... michael is right about the leafs and how they go. hopefully, anyways
Beth-sarim-lite
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signs that you may be apostate, part 1
by in a new york bethel minute inif you went to an assembly as one of the bad people who carry apostate signs, what would your sign say?.
pretend you had a bag on your head, and nobody would ever recognize you.... i think mine would say, .
"young people ask... very carefully, so as not to arouse suspicion that they might be apostate"
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in a new york bethel minute
if you went to an assembly as one of the bad people who carry apostate signs, what would your sign say?
P.S. pretend you had a bag on your head, and nobody would ever recognize you...
i think mine would say,
"Young People Ask... Very carefully, so as not to arouse suspicion that they might be Apostate"
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updated commandments
by WildTurkey init's about time someone updated those commandments, so here are some suggestions...
thou shall not stick anything larger than thine own elbow in thine ear.
thou shall not eat anything larger than thine own head.
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in a new york bethel minute
If you do set a date for the end, when it doesn?t thou shall not lie and say that it is the beginning of the end
thou shalt not give the word "generation" 27,000 meanings, each MORE "true" than the last
thou shalt only have one light, and it gets not brighter, ever.
thou shalt not blame thy mistakes on the Holy Spirit, Angels or thine own followers. It's thy fault, Russel/Rutherford/Knorr/Franz/Henschel
thou shalt have one mediator for thy people, and it's not YOU!!
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I HAVE A POOL!!!!
by tazmanian russel ingrowing up as a jdub had a lot of annoying things involed with it..one of my favs was..haveing a pool!!!
this is what went through every familys mind in my hall...well well ..the so and so family have a pool and its hot out and we having nothing to do ...soooo lets go swimin!....um mommy the smiths r in our back yard again ..and now they r swimming ...oh dont worry , go get them a towl from the pool house..this is how it started , then it got worse and worse...we are thirsty wah..we want to play with the video games ..what are we a community centre all of a sudden...oh oh now they r getting really nervey..we are hungry!!!
well i guess u might as well stay for supper ...do u have enough?
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my brother and i and new friend are always making stuff up like that, we could be related practically! or maybe we are
but aren't we all brothers in the faith... working for the same goal? (unless we're annointed...)
don't we all have one father and one mediator between the father and us? (unless we're annointed...)
and the gospels DO NOT apply to all of us equally. (unless we're annointed)
basically, u are my brother... unless u are annointed. are u annointed?
Bethel Lite- the beer for Christians
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THINGS YOU NEVER HEAR IN A Kingdom Hall...
by WildTurkey inthings you never hear in a kingdom hall...
hey!
it's my turn to sit in the front roll.. .
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"we've hired extra help to do some of the spring clean-up this year so you can all spend more time with your families"
"brothers and sisters could you please turn to page 117 in your book of mormon..."
"we'd like to thank brother so-and-so for doing the sound"
"why don't we let the bible answer that..."
"this afternoon's watchtower study was brought to you by PEPSI- it's the cola!"----> actually this one seems more likely to eventually be a possiblility
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nightmares
by in a new york bethel minute ini grew up having nightmares about armageddon, satan and, most of all jehovah.
i am 25 now and i still get nightmares, and they're always about these same things.
i was wondering if my brain is overactive, or if other people on this site get nightmares about things they learned as a witness.
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How long have you been out?
officially, zero days. unofficially, about a year now. all my friends and family are witnesses and so i have a lot of face to save. and to me it's worth it to save a bit of face until Jesus comes on a cloud with the angels of heaven and tells them that what they've been doing all these years was wrong. or wait, didn't Jesus do that in 1874? i mean 1914?
Beth-hell
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nightmares
by in a new york bethel minute ini grew up having nightmares about armageddon, satan and, most of all jehovah.
i am 25 now and i still get nightmares, and they're always about these same things.
i was wondering if my brain is overactive, or if other people on this site get nightmares about things they learned as a witness.
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The only nightmares I would have would be about tornadoes. I'm not sure if it had anything to do with armageddon or not.
probably not, since tornadoes are not one of the signs Jesus prophecied about while describing the last days. unless there is new light on that that i haven't heard of. maybe some greek word can be translated 'tornadoes.'
NEW Bethel LIGHT
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I HAVE A POOL!!!!
by tazmanian russel ingrowing up as a jdub had a lot of annoying things involed with it..one of my favs was..haveing a pool!!!
this is what went through every familys mind in my hall...well well ..the so and so family have a pool and its hot out and we having nothing to do ...soooo lets go swimin!....um mommy the smiths r in our back yard again ..and now they r swimming ...oh dont worry , go get them a towl from the pool house..this is how it started , then it got worse and worse...we are thirsty wah..we want to play with the video games ..what are we a community centre all of a sudden...oh oh now they r getting really nervey..we are hungry!!!
well i guess u might as well stay for supper ...do u have enough?
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So there he is standing hopefully at our front door and Mom looked him up and down and said, "where do you think you're going with that? You're not staying HERE!"
finally someone with some balls to stand up to the C.O.
it was so funny how polite we were to each other when the C.O. stayed at our house... and always reading the daily text and studying. just in case he was talking to Jehovah, he could put in a good word for us. we wouldn't even watch our regular TV shows, just in case there wasn't a happy ending to the full house episode we were watching. "You see, Satan loves to be continued..'s because it takes more time away from service and personal study."
Beth AL
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I HAVE A POOL!!!!
by tazmanian russel ingrowing up as a jdub had a lot of annoying things involed with it..one of my favs was..haveing a pool!!!
this is what went through every familys mind in my hall...well well ..the so and so family have a pool and its hot out and we having nothing to do ...soooo lets go swimin!....um mommy the smiths r in our back yard again ..and now they r swimming ...oh dont worry , go get them a towl from the pool house..this is how it started , then it got worse and worse...we are thirsty wah..we want to play with the video games ..what are we a community centre all of a sudden...oh oh now they r getting really nervey..we are hungry!!!
well i guess u might as well stay for supper ...do u have enough?
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yes, our family had both a pool and a cottage. weren't we lucky to always have association thanks to our material posessions. the best is that, not only would people come over and use our stuff, they would break our stuff. and chances were they were either a bethelite or a pioneer, so to ask them to pay for the $$$ of damages they did was unheard of. too bad the bethelites weren't covered under some kind of bethel insurance policy so that we could direct our monetary concerns with the headquarters and actually be able to cover our losses.
as for the pool, we even had people taking swimming lessons in ours. the only good thing about that was that i could watch girls from the hall learn how to swim from my bedroom window!!! even when we were on vacation, people would take it upon themselves to go into our backyard and take a swim. and i know that for a fact, because one family that i met after we moved from that house, had been to my house with another family in my hall, WHEN WE WEREN'T THERE!!! boy i can't wait till the new system when everyone is in everyone's backyard all the time. privacy schmivacy.
NYB